BAD AMERICAN - YES or NO

Filed under:Balls — posted by BareBalls on June 27, 2010 @ 11:38 am

When enough is ENOUGH!!  This fellow has spoken out, as so many more should also !!

We should all listen loud and clear

We should all listen loud and clear

YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.

I am an American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

                                             

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

                                                        

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!

So, shut up already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA .We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

                                      

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license.

I think it’s good…. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on my money.

                                                

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause.

Get a Job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

                        

                        We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!


  
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

DESPICABLE BULLSHIT - BALLS IS WHAT WE NEED ALL RIGHT

Filed under:Balls, Uncategorized — posted by BareBalls on June 20, 2010 @ 8:11 am

I was sent this article of the LA TIMES I had to share.  What the fuck is happening in our country these days.  This is just the tip of the iceberg and I had to share!  IT’S TIME WE STOOD OUR GROUND ON A FEW ISSUES

Surprised the LA Times published these stats.

Just One State - be sure and read the last part.

This is only one State…………….If this doesn’t open eyes, nothing will!

From the L. A. Times

1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes.

This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7… The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8 Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L.. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.. (There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County .)

(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare. Over 70% of the United States ‘ annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigration. 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

We are fools for letting this continue

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

Send copies of this letter to at least two other people. 100 would be even better.
This is only one State…………..

If this doesn’t open your eyes nothing will, and you wonder why Nancy Pelosi wants them to become voters!

LET’S IMPEACH HER NOW BEFORE SHE DOES FURTHER DAMAGE!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!
IF YOU DON’T AGREE JUST DELETE–IF YOU DO–PASS IT ON!! WHERE DO WE GET THESE MORONS?

Windfall Tax on Retirement income

Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you’re so darn stupid that we’re going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That’s what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below…………..

Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income. In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren’t going to believe this.

Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds!

Alas, it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!

This woman is frightening.

She quotes…’ We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn’t Marx say something like this?), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.’ (I am not rich, are you?)

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied:

‘We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as ‘Americans’.’

(Read that quote again and again and let it sink in.) ‘Lower your retirement; give it to others who have not worked as you have for it’.

This lady is out of her mind and she is the speaker of the house!

Lakers or Celtics … oh my

Filed under:Balls, Basketball, Bonnie Delight — posted by Bonnie Delight on June 17, 2010 @ 4:37 pm

Amazing comments on the ongoing game via twitter …. serious which city will burn tonight … Americans acting like uncivilized children

40 cop cars lined up in anticipation of post-game Lakers riot. None for E3. Now, which games promote violence?”

So tonight the Lakers play the Celtics in Game 7 of the NBA Finals to decide whose city will be set on fire by drunks.

celtics won the championship on 6/17/08, today is 6/17/10. 617 = boston areacode. lets go celts!

Current score … not consistent with the predictions now is it …. LOL

You know what I say lets all get naked and screw that will take care of the burning of two cities … un aldulterated raw sex for all!

Let's just screw ;) or blow XXX

Let's just screw ;)

Kisses to all the naughty boys and girls out there XOXO

Screw and be Happy no matter who wins … Enjoy always Bonnie 1-877-279-2318

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Man Jokes of Sex

Filed under:Balls, Bonnie Delight, PhoneSEX, SweetP, Uncategorized — posted by Bonnie Delight on May 26, 2010 @ 7:18 am

I must admit I found them quite hilarious myself and I have a few comments to some ;)

You know how mouthy women can be … admit you love our mouths

5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth.
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet !!

BABY the reason we do give you a good blow … think about it hon … how long is your mouth shut then LOL sheeeeebang!

 

 

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.

I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

All for you baby .. because we love you ;)

 

 

 

 

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Perfect ;)

 

 

 

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man
walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers,You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;

cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ……….. so does she..
(I figure this guy is the
one on the milk carton!)

 

ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY .. you can blame SweetP for the jocularity … I know you laughed like I did XOXO

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GOLF CZAR

Filed under:Balls, Golf balls, Uncategorized — posted by BareBalls on May 19, 2010 @ 7:17 am
President 0bama has now appointed a Golf Czar.  Announcements were just made of major rule changes in the game of golf which will become effective 01 June 2010.  This is only a preview as the complete rule book is being rewritten as we speak. 
 

Here are a few basic changes:
 
 

Golfers with handicaps:
 
- below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
 
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
 
- above 18 will get a $25 check each time they play.
 
 

The dollar amount placed in bets will be as follows:
 
-for handicaps below 10, an additional $10.
 
-between 11 and 18, no additional amount.
 
-above 18, you will receive the total amount in the pot even if you do not play.
 
 

The term “gimme” will be changed to “entitlement”  and will be used as follows:
 
-handicaps  below 10, no entitlements.
 
-handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
 
-handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.
 
 

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.  In addition, a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round.  Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.  Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again.
 
 

The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term ‘net score’ will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.  This is intended to ‘redistribute’ the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only ‘net score’ against every other player’s gross score.
 
 

These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.  Golf must be about Fairness.  It should have nothing to do with Ability.
This was in my email today and I thought you might enjoy the post .. balls are for holding ;)

Nascar & Creamy ass xo

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream — posted by Carly Creams on May 17, 2010 @ 3:21 am

WHAT HAPPENED!! My Cavilers lost last night, even with my big man Labron, whom by the way will be considered LaBooooo!! if he follows through on the thought of dropping and moving to another team. What a woosie. I guess I have to go with the Lakers now, yes Creamy Carly seems to like watching those big  black guys getting all sweaty, plus they can stuff the balls really well.

I want to let you all know about a link to get a chance to win a trip to Sonoma for Nascars race on a real track, you know the one that don’t go roundy round, and acutaly goes in the opposite direction; plus its sunny hot and lots of good wine. I am going to be there so if your lucy maybe you will see me and get quick grab of my Creamy Asssss,, I’d love that.

Have a great weekend guys, reach down and polish those balls for Carly.

xo 1-877-219-6027

Baseball Season almost here!

Filed under:Balls, Baseball — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on March 30, 2010 @ 12:32 pm

Well Spring Training is almost over only 5 days left until the official Season starts. Though I lost my spring training bet. I can’t wait to watch all those men with their Big bats and fast balls. ;-) I will still root for the Pirates but I think I will be keeping a close eye on the Rays and the Giants this year.

Oh, Carly I can’t wait to pay up and seek out your buried creamy treasures.

So boys polish up those bats and if you need any extra spit for your balls just give me a call.

Ball Catcher Amanda 1-877-694-5179

Pirates on a sinking ship Spring Training

Filed under:Balls, Baseball — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on March 12, 2010 @ 10:54 pm

Well I don’t know if I am truely going to be a loser if the Pirates don’t pull out their big cannons and start kicking ass because either way I get to enjoy Creamy Carly’s Treasures. So far as of March 12th the Pirates are 3 Wins 6 Loses and 1 Tie with only 22 games left in Spring Training before Regular season starts. So come on team pull out those cannons and blow the competiton out of the water!

For spring training stats seems for the American League Tampa Bay is in first place with 9 W. 1 L. and for the National League it is San Francisco with first place 8 W. 2 L…. So for you Baseball fanatics out there what do you think? Do you have a pre season prediction? Well for me I will just have to see.

So come on just 23 more days until regular season starts so you bring the bats and balls and we will bring the mitts. ~wink~

Ball Catcher Amanda 1-877-694-5179

Spring Training for MLB has started!

Filed under:Balls, Baseball — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on March 1, 2010 @ 3:49 pm

Hold on to your bats and balls boys because tomorrow we have the official first spring training games. So polish up your bats and get those spit balls ready. I love the Pirates not because of Pittsburg, just because mmm Pirates, Ahoy matey let me walk your plank. ~Wink~

Away             Home    Time (ET)/Result   Location
Manatees    Pirates         12:05pm           Bradenton

So anyone up for a bet with this Pirates Wench? Then again you might want to wait for the 2nd spring training game with the Pirates playing the Yankee’s on Wed. maybe then you won’t be so nervous to point your pistols against the pirates. ~Smile~

Ball Catcher Amanda 1-877-694-5179

GO COLTS

Filed under:Balls, Football, SweetP — posted by SweetP on February 6, 2010 @ 7:04 am

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Click the link for my idea of half time fun … GO COLTS!


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