Do you know what this is?

Filed under:Balls, Dirty girls — posted by Bonnie Delight on May 13, 2012 @ 11:32 pm
So, there
was this young guy thinking on getting married. He knew he wanted a woman that
was a little less
knowledgeable in the sex department
so he decided to go to church and get a nice church girl.
He asked the first
girl out on a date and when the date was over in the car he whipped out his cock
and asked “what is this?” She answered “well silly thats your cock.” That was
the last date with her. He went out with another girl, dined n danced her and
after the date he whipped out his dick and asked her “do you know what this is?”
“Heck yea,, thats your cock.” So much for girl number two.
A few days later
he asked out another pretty girl from the church and when the date was over he
pulled out his cock and again asked “do you know what this is?” The girl looked
and said “well thats your little peepee.”
Woo-Hoo he had
found his girl!
They got married
and a even though it was a few months after they got married she still called
his cock ‘his little peepee’. It was not so cute anymore so he told her instead
of calling it his little peepee she could call it his cock.
She laughed and
said,, “Honey, thats not a cock,,,,,, cocks are BIG …. and Black!!

I LOVE MY FEET RUBBED

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream, Dirty girls, PhoneSEX — posted by Carly Creams on April 6, 2012 @ 2:40 am

HELLO BOYS…TO THOSE WHO LOVE PRETTY SEXY FEET, JUST IMAGINE A BATHTUBE FULL OF HOT WATER AND BUBBLES, YOU TAKE THE OIL AND MESSAGE MY PRETTY SEXY NAIL PAINTED FEET AND RUB THEM TILL I SCREAM. FROM THERE YOU START RUBBING MY FEET FROM THE TOP OF YOUR HARD THROBING HEAD TO THE BOTTOM AND I TOUCH YOUR FULL BALLS. I JERK YOU OFF WITH MY SEXY FEET TILL YOU EXSPLODE ALL OVER ME. FROM MY KNEES TO MY TOES..YUMMM NOW I WILL PUT A SEXY PAIR OF RED HEELS WHILE YOU FUCK ME. COME AND CHECK MY CLOSET OUT BIG BOYS.

1-877-219-6027    CARLY

Keep me coming

Filed under:Balls, Beer & Peanuts, Carly Phonesex Cream, Dirty girls, Football, INSPERATION, Inspiration, PhoneSEX — posted by Carly Creams on February 12, 2012 @ 5:58 am

Yes I love when my boys keep me cumming. I love when I squirt all on his face and balls. Now that the football season is over I have to find something fun to do now. Well I guess all my free time will be spent with all my boy toys. And by the way I have lots of boy toys. I am taking more applications in the future. I can’t seem to get enough cock in me. So anyone want to try me out please feel free to stick that big or little cock in me. That is why they call me Carly Creams. So if you have peanuts or not, or just want to inspire me with that hot throbbing cock please do call me. So let this dirty girl go crazy on your cock. Oh and by the way I love beer and peanuts. So lets have a party and let me drive you crazy with my voice and mind.

 

 

 

 

 

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carly@1877pussy61.com

SUPER BOWL 2012

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream, Dirty girls, Football, PhoneSEX — posted by Carly Creams on February 4, 2012 @ 9:11 am

The 2012 Super Bowl is set to air this Sunday, Feb. 5, on NBC. The highly anticipated game will feature a re-match between the New England Patriots led by Tom Brady and the New York Giants led by Eli Manning. The two teams faced off in the 2008 Super Bowl as well. Well come on boys call Carly and hear me cream when you talk about balls or sports or just call me and tell me who your favorite team is and have a nasty Conversation for our Superbowl 12 phone sex special. Let Carly be a very Nasty girl for you.

 

 

 

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carly@1877pussy61.com

xoxo

I love balls in my mouth!!

Filed under:Balls, Dirty girls, Football, PhoneSEX — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on January 25, 2012 @ 6:25 am

I love balls in my mouth on a good cold day and being a dirty MILF. Since the Football season has started I can’t get my husband away from the tube. So I am looking for some fun with hungry starved men. So give me (a hot mama) a call so we can have phone sex and you will not want anyone else once I get what I want from you with my body and voice. I am into No Taboos, Cock sucking, manipulate you to get what I want !!
This hot Mama is waiting with her stocking and hells so come and join me.

Amanda,

http://www.climaxxxave.com/amanda.htm
1-877-694-5179
amanda@1877pussy61.com

I love Smoking and Men!!!

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream, Dirty girls, PhoneSEX — posted by Carly Creams on January 11, 2012 @ 6:42 pm

There is nothing like a room full of SMOKE and MEN. I want to tell all you men out there that this hot sexy sporty bitch is here waiting on some fun. So pick up that phone and see how I hypnotise you with my smoke. Yes I love it when someone calls me and wants to do a smoke call. There is nothing like a real smoke job in the middle of the day. Cum and join me young men or old in my smoking lounge where all men can smoke and have fun with this Carly. I love it when I see smoke and men everywhere it gets me so hot and wet. I want to be your Naughty Girl.

So bring your balls and lets have fun

Carly

 

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Rose Bowl Go Oregon

Filed under:Balls, Football, PhoneSEX — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on December 31, 2011 @ 7:08 am

Well boys here is how its gonna go. Oregon is gonna kick Wisconsin’s ass. So there is no doubt in my mind that is how it will go down. No this bitch has been a Oregon breed bitch that loves the color green in all good ways. So watch the game and think of this hot desperate housewife when Oregon beats the shit out of Wisconsin. This is just getting me hot and bothered thinking about football. Just the thought of those nice tight ends running all over that field after each other. Man I wish I would be sandwiched between two nice big hard playing cocks. So come on boys watch the game and masterbate with me. This hot bitch is ready to play so call me after the game so we can celebrate the Oregon’s Victory.

Amanda,

Married but always looking ~wink~

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RAIDERS VS PACKERS

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream, Football, Holiday Phonesex, INSPERATION, Inspiration, PhoneSEX — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on December 14, 2011 @ 7:23 pm

Amanda here Raiders Fan,
I’m covering for Carly because she is one pissed off bitch!! If you’re a Raiders fan I guess you are pissed too. Yes the Raiders got there ass kick by the one and only Packers. So what I am doing is running the Notes and Stats on the Game Raiders loss to the Packers. So hope you enjoy what I have for you today.

RB Michael Bush ran for 78 yards and one touchdown.

WR Darrius Heyward-Bey caught five passes for 78 yards.

WR Louis Murphy had a season-high 70 yards receiving on four catches.

P Shane Lechler punted five times, averaging 49.4 yards per punt, and had one punt go for 71 yards. His 71-yarder was downed inside the one-yard line, leading to a safety.

Safety Mike Mitchell recorded his first interception of the season in the end zone, thwarting a Green Bay scoring chance.

LB Rolando McClain led the team in tackles with seven, including two QB sacks and a safety.

DE Desmond Bryant recorded two tackles for loss, including his fifth sack of the season. He also blocked an extra point attempt.

So come inspire us with some love boys and call us when you have a itch or just want to talk to a sexy big tit fat ass slut.

We have Holiday Phone sex Specials

Amanda

1-877-694-5179

xoxox

Raiders vs Dolphins

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream, Dirty girls, Football, PhoneSEX — posted by Carly Creams on December 7, 2011 @ 6:28 am

Well Fans I have prolonged this blog for long enough. With my head
down I am so heartbroken that the Raiders lost to the Dolphins on 12/03/011
with a score I don’t want to mention. Now needless to say the Raiders had a
messy November from injuries to Bad Boy Rampages. Lol You Raiders are one bad
ass Dudes. So just keep your heads up and keep on kicking ass.

Call Carly to talk sports or Phonesex whichever one tickles your
balls. When you call mention this ad and get our Christmas Special you get a
real extra treat. So call me Raider Nation fans.

 

Carly

 

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                 RAIDERS
NATION!!!

Raiders vs Bears

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream, Dirty girls, Football, PhoneSEX — posted by Carly Creams on November 29, 2011 @ 4:59 am

 

So what I have figure I will do for now on for all the Raider Nation fans. I will put a post for the Raiders to see how they are doing for the season as for now they ARE GREAT!! as tony the tiger would say. Raiders 25/Bears 20 final. This weekend game was one hell of a game, they played there big hearts out for the fans. Shan Lechler kicked a 80 yrd punt with a pulled tendant, wow what a determined fucker. Now the Raiders are first in there division with a record of 7 and 4 interseptions.

SeaBass has a record 6 field goals in one game. So lets keep on rooting these sexy men to glory at the Super Bowl. So guys call me anytime to talk about, balls, football, or just call me for some phonesex with a Dirty girl.

Carly
1-877-219-6027

Carly@1877pussy61.com

 

 


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