Man Jokes of Sex

Filed under:Balls, Bonnie Delight, PhoneSEX, SweetP, Uncategorized — posted by Bonnie Delight on May 26, 2010 @ 7:18 am

I must admit I found them quite hilarious myself and I have a few comments to some ;)

You know how mouthy women can be … admit you love our mouths

5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth.
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet !!

BABY the reason we do give you a good blow … think about it hon … how long is your mouth shut then LOL sheeeeebang!

 

 

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

All for you baby .. because we love you ;)

 

 

 

 

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Perfect ;)

 

 

 

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;

cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ……….. so does she..
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

 

ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY .. you can blame SweetP for the jocularity … I know you laughed like I did XOXO

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GOLF can be Dangerous

Filed under:Golf balls — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on May 20, 2010 @ 9:19 am

Statistically Golf is not the highest game with injuries though a dislocated knee and shoulder does come up quite often. There is also like Tiger proved neck injuries can do in a golfer as well. Though I think some injuries go unreported by caddies.

I mean you wouldn’t want to be known as a blabber mouth you could lose your tips as well as your place on the list of top caddies. Though having clubs thrown and swung at you should make the job a high risk and much better paid position don’t you think? Then of course there are the fans who inadvertently get hurt by tripping on divots or a ball going in the wrong direction.

There are of course even more dangerous things, as these fellows found out, on the golf course.

So fellow sports enthusiasts lets not throw Golf to the side as boring. ;-)

So stay safe and don’t forget to polish those clubs and wash those balls.

Amanda

GOLF CZAR

Filed under:Balls, Golf balls, Uncategorized — posted by BareBalls on May 19, 2010 @ 7:17 am
President 0bama has now appointed a Golf Czar.  Announcements were just made of major rule changes in the game of golf which will become effective 01 June 2010.  This is only a preview as the complete rule book is being rewritten as we speak. 
 
Here are a few basic changes: 
 
Golfers with handicaps: 
- below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%. 
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees. 
- above 18 will get a $25 check each time they play. 
 
The dollar amount placed in bets will be as follows: 
-for handicaps below 10, an additional $10. 
-between 11 and 18, no additional amount. 
-above 18, you will receive the total amount in the pot even if you do not play. 
 
The term “gimme” will be changed to “entitlement”  and will be used as follows: 
-handicaps  below 10, no entitlements. 
-handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts. 
-handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up. 
 
These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.  In addition, a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round.  Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.  Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again. 
 
The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term ‘net score’ will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.  This is intended to ‘redistribute’ the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only ‘net score’ against every other player’s gross score. 
 
These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.  Golf must be about Fairness.  It should have nothing to do with Ability.
This was in my email today and I thought you might enjoy the post .. balls are for holding ;)

Nascar & Creamy ass xo

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream — posted by Carly Creams on May 17, 2010 @ 3:21 am

WHAT HAPPENED!! My Cavilers lost last night, even with my big man Labron, whom by the way will be considered LaBooooo!! if he follows through on the thought of dropping and moving to another team. What a woosie. I guess I have to go with the Lakers now, yes Creamy Carly seems to like watching those big  black guys getting all sweaty, plus they can stuff the balls really well.

I want to let you all know about a link to get a chance to win a trip to Sonoma for Nascars race on a real track, you know the one that don’t go roundy round, and acutaly goes in the opposite direction; plus its sunny hot and lots of good wine. I am going to be there so if your lucy maybe you will see me and get quick grab of my Creamy Asssss,, I’d love that.

Have a great weekend guys, reach down and polish those balls for Carly.

xo 1-877-219-6027

Another Lay for Tiger

Filed under:Bonnie Delight, Golf balls — posted by Bonnie Delight on April 26, 2010 @ 7:28 pm

Way to go Tiger 4th in the Masters, just lets the supporters know Tiger was still in the game.  Knowing the young pro needed his LAYS .. a new supporter stepped up to keep Mr. Tiger in the realm of LICKING his LAYS … 

LICK & LAY

LICK & LAY

LOL I knew you’d like it

XOXOX Kisses to you Bonnie 1-877-279-2318

Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend

Filed under:Baseball — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on April 10, 2010 @ 11:51 pm

Thats right boys and with the Baseball Season Officially on it’s way we have Diamonds galore to look forward to. All those hot bodies running around the field, Hard hitters and fast balls. ~wink~ Makes a girl all tingly.

So who is your pick for the World Series this year? Oh come on, don’t look at the stats go with your gut instinct. I will of course be watching my faves the Pirates but I am thinking the Giants will go all the way this year.

Now if you must have stats so far with only 6 games played Minnisota has it so far for the American League and the National League well so far there is a 3 way tie for first… So we will keep a eye on that.

So While I am enjoying Carly’s creamy treasures you boys remember Diamonds are forever and us Girlies love em.

So grab those bats and balls boys and give us a call.

Ball Catcher Amanda 1-877-694-5179

What a Game!!

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Carly Creams on April 6, 2010 @ 2:37 am

Boys, I did acutaly put my sweet ass down on the couch and watch the NCAA game last night.. DAMMN am I glad that I did! I was not dissapointed in the action at all. B-Ball isnt one of my favorite sports but I’d be lying if I said my ass wasnt gripping the edge of the couch for the last few minutes of the game.. in a word, INTENSE! I did want Baylor to win because you all know that I am the underdog girl, but hell they were still amazing! Big WAY TO GO BOYS!! Carly owes you a nice ball rub.

Speaking of Ball Rubbing, reach down my sweet men and polish that sweet meat for Creamy Carly.

Baseball Season almost here!

Filed under:Balls, Baseball — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on March 30, 2010 @ 12:32 pm

Well Spring Training is almost over only 5 days left until the official Season starts. Though I lost my spring training bet. I can’t wait to watch all those men with their Big bats and fast balls. ;-) I will still root for the Pirates but I think I will be keeping a close eye on the Rays and the Giants this year.

Oh, Carly I can’t wait to pay up and seek out your buried creamy treasures.

So boys polish up those bats and if you need any extra spit for your balls just give me a call.

Ball Catcher Amanda 1-877-694-5179

BALL BUSTED

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Carly Creams on March 28, 2010 @ 11:04 am

Ok you busted me., the only balls Ive been watching are my new lovers dangeling over my face as he fucks my mouth. Only cinderella dance Ive been to is the one Ive been doing on his big hard cock. The only roundy round Ive been in watching is his tongue going from my pussy to ass and back. The only dribbling being done is by me as I drool over his cock and balls. So guys forgive me for my lack of real sports input this week, but cum on face it,, Cock input to my pussy is a much better sport for me. If you lucky I will check out the sports page and write something about the college games going on,, what do they call it? March madness? The sweet 16 or something like that?  You boys watch those balls bouncing and I will consintrate on the big full of cum balls bouncing in my court.

Have a sexellent weekend guys.. reach down and milk those nuts for Carly

1-877-787-7961  thats 1-877 PUSSY61,

Looking forward to Paying Up!

Filed under:Baseball — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on March 19, 2010 @ 9:09 pm

Well with the Pirates with 5 wins 10 loses and 1 tie I know that I am going to have to soon pay up. This is one bet I have no problems losing. I actually think I am still coming out a winner with being able to explore Carly’s Creamy Treasures.

I found a perfect picture of what we pirate fans look like right now.

Ball Catcher Amanda 1-877-694-5179


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