Sports quotes that cracked me up!-Momma Gayle

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I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
– Duffy Daugherty

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
– Lou Holtz

If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
– Rod Gilbert

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
– Spider Lockhart

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
– Shug Jordan

You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
– Lou Holtz

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!
– Pat Williams

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
– Source Unknown

The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.
– Steve Sloan

I’d run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
– Russ Grimm

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