OH yes it is that time of the year!

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on July 21, 2010 @ 7:19 pm

Your favorite summer time sports/contests are going on around the world! From Volleyball on the beach and simple girl watching to the all important swimsuit contests. I know all that competition gets your blood RISING doesn’t it.

Here is a picture from one of the most well known places men love to visit Hooters. Seems every year there is a Hooters swimsuit competition. I wonder if that is on cable?

Then there is the Skimpy Bikini contests! I know you men just love those, the smaller the better, Bikini that is! So How many of you are already into the summer sports mood now?

Summer Tiny Bikinis & Volleyball

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Ballcatcher Amanda on July 18, 2010 @ 2:02 am

Oh yes it is that time of the year. Women in tiny bikinis jumping around on the beach. I know you guys go to the beach just hoping to see a great Volleyball match.

I mean you get it all don’t you, Sexy women, tiny bikinis, bouncing tits and ass, and some times a cat fight. ;-) Women can some times be even more competitive then men. Thing is we look good doing it don’t we!

DESPICABLE BULLSHIT - BALLS IS WHAT WE NEED ALL RIGHT

Filed under:Balls, Uncategorized — posted by BareBalls on June 20, 2010 @ 8:11 am

I was sent this article of the LA TIMES I had to share.  What the fuck is happening in our country these days.  This is just the tip of the iceberg and I had to share!  IT’S TIME WE STOOD OUR GROUND ON A FEW ISSUES

Surprised the LA Times published these stats.

Just One State - be sure and read the last part.

This is only one State…………….If this doesn’t open eyes, nothing will!

From the L. A. Times

1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes.

This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7… The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8 Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L.. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.. (There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County .)

(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare. Over 70% of the United States ‘ annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigration. 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

We are fools for letting this continue

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

Send copies of this letter to at least two other people. 100 would be even better.
This is only one State…………..

If this doesn’t open your eyes nothing will, and you wonder why Nancy Pelosi wants them to become voters!

LET’S IMPEACH HER NOW BEFORE SHE DOES FURTHER DAMAGE!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!
IF YOU DON’T AGREE JUST DELETE–IF YOU DO–PASS IT ON!! WHERE DO WE GET THESE MORONS?

Windfall Tax on Retirement income

Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you’re so darn stupid that we’re going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That’s what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below…………..

Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income. In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren’t going to believe this.

Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds!

Alas, it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!

This woman is frightening.

She quotes…’ We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn’t Marx say something like this?), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.’ (I am not rich, are you?)

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied:

‘We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as ‘Americans’.’

(Read that quote again and again and let it sink in.) ‘Lower your retirement; give it to others who have not worked as you have for it’.

This lady is out of her mind and she is the speaker of the house!

Man Jokes of Sex

Filed under:Balls, Bonnie Delight, PhoneSEX, SweetP, Uncategorized — posted by Bonnie Delight on May 26, 2010 @ 7:18 am

I must admit I found them quite hilarious myself and I have a few comments to some ;)

You know how mouthy women can be … admit you love our mouths

5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth.
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet !!

BABY the reason we do give you a good blow … think about it hon … how long is your mouth shut then LOL sheeeeebang!

 

 

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.

I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

All for you baby .. because we love you ;)

 

 

 

 

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Perfect ;)

 

 

 

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man
walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers,You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;

cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ……….. so does she..
(I figure this guy is the
one on the milk carton!)

 

ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY .. you can blame SweetP for the jocularity … I know you laughed like I did XOXO

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GOLF CZAR

Filed under:Balls, Golf balls, Uncategorized — posted by BareBalls on May 19, 2010 @ 7:17 am
President 0bama has now appointed a Golf Czar.  Announcements were just made of major rule changes in the game of golf which will become effective 01 June 2010.  This is only a preview as the complete rule book is being rewritten as we speak. 
 

Here are a few basic changes:
 
 

Golfers with handicaps:
 
- below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
 
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
 
- above 18 will get a $25 check each time they play.
 
 

The dollar amount placed in bets will be as follows:
 
-for handicaps below 10, an additional $10.
 
-between 11 and 18, no additional amount.
 
-above 18, you will receive the total amount in the pot even if you do not play.
 
 

The term “gimme” will be changed to “entitlement”  and will be used as follows:
 
-handicaps  below 10, no entitlements.
 
-handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
 
-handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.
 
 

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.  In addition, a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round.  Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.  Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again.
 
 

The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term ‘net score’ will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.  This is intended to ‘redistribute’ the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only ‘net score’ against every other player’s gross score.
 
 

These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.  Golf must be about Fairness.  It should have nothing to do with Ability.
This was in my email today and I thought you might enjoy the post .. balls are for holding ;)

What a Game!!

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Carly Creams on April 6, 2010 @ 2:37 am

Boys, I did acutaly put my sweet ass down on the couch and watch the NCAA game last night.. DAMMN am I glad that I did! I was not dissapointed in the action at all. B-Ball isnt one of my favorite sports but I’d be lying if I said my ass wasnt gripping the edge of the couch for the last few minutes of the game.. in a word, INTENSE! I did want Baylor to win because you all know that I am the underdog girl, but hell they were still amazing! Big WAY TO GO BOYS!! Carly owes you a nice ball rub.

Speaking of Ball Rubbing, reach down my sweet men and polish that sweet meat for Creamy Carly.

BALL BUSTED

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Carly Creams on March 28, 2010 @ 11:04 am

Ok you busted me., the only balls Ive been watching are my new lovers dangeling over my face as he fucks my mouth. Only cinderella dance Ive been to is the one Ive been doing on his big hard cock. The only roundy round Ive been in watching is his tongue going from my pussy to ass and back. The only dribbling being done is by me as I drool over his cock and balls. So guys forgive me for my lack of real sports input this week, but cum on face it,, Cock input to my pussy is a much better sport for me. If you lucky I will check out the sports page and write something about the college games going on,, what do they call it? March madness? The sweet 16 or something like that?  You boys watch those balls bouncing and I will consintrate on the big full of cum balls bouncing in my court.

Have a sexellent weekend guys.. reach down and milk those nuts for Carly

1-877-787-7961  thats 1-877 PUSSY61,

Love them Ball Sports

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Carly Creams on March 10, 2010 @ 11:32 am

Dont you all just love it? We have two ball games to keep our eyes on.

My Warriors play the Trailblazers tonight, GO CITY! The TrailBlazers havent blazed much since Clyde Drexler played, how long ago was that? I think I was in kindergarden harhar.. I’m pretty sure my boys will spank and take names.

Good Booty Call on the Pirates,, damn how can anyone miss with a name like that? I’ts just oozing with sexual comments just waiting to be utilized. big grin.

Reach down and grabb those balls boys, I know some hearty wenches looking for some jewels to polish with some sexy lips.

Wenching? I’m in

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Carly Creams on March 6, 2010 @ 5:42 am

Hell yes I’ll take that bet just for the half chance to get to be the wench for a L. Then again I just may win and you will get to be my lil toy for the day ahrrrrr!! Either way I think both will end up a Wet Winner there Matey! Ahrrggghhh Burried treasure to be looked for dug up with me tongue and ravished.

On to B-Ball,, I’m picking the Warriors as my team to cheer for, not that they have had much to cheer about lately, but I feel a W is due, well see later today on that.

So that pretty much takes up my day we all know how long baseball games take and I have a feeling that some booty will be found for the Pirates and wenches! Big ball dribbling going on later with my Warriors.. MMMm Pirates and Warriors,, sounds like someone needs to be pillaged and plundered.

Reach down and wax those balls boys Creamy Carly is looking for some family jewels.XXX

Big WooHoo

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Carly Creams on February 28, 2010 @ 12:17 pm

To Jimmy Johnson takin first on Sundays race, but a huge Flick O Da Titt to my Man Kevin Harvick,, second aint that bad, esp in Nascar, its all about the points.

Not been watching too much other sports lately but I have been getting some good Fck Fun in, give me a call and you might get lucky.. catch me with a big Orgasm for you.

Reach down and polish those Balls for me boys, Sweet P you need to cum on over and lets get jiggy.. Been thinkin of my Big Huntahhhh.

Carly 1-877-219-6027


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