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Feel the drool on the balls (*)(*)

What kind of balls you ask … well let me tell you

Leather balls
Sweet balls
Ping Pong balls
Hairy balls
Golf balls
Base balls
Swollen balls
Horny balls
The list just goes on and on doesn’t it heheheh what will we do with all those balls

We could rub them, lick them, pitch them, spit on them, shave them, fondle them …. again the list just grows doesn’t it baby
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Ah yes, Momma Gayle Found More Smut On Our Ball Players! Atta Girl, Karina Smirnoff!

FS Detroit Staff Reports:

Penny for your thoughts, Brad.

Especially if Detroit Tigers pitcher Brad Penny sees the May issue of Playboy circulating around the team’s locker room.

His fiancee, “Dancing With the Stars” dancer Karina Smirnoff, will appear nude in the issue, according to a Hugh Hefner tweet.

“The May issue of Playboy is unforgettable with Dancing With The Stars’ Karina Smirnoff on the cover & nude inside,” the magazine founder wrote on his Twitter account Wednesday.

Smirnoff, 33, and Penny, 32, got engaged last November. Smirnoff told Us magazine they’re planning a wedding in October or November.

“We are still figuring out when and where and how big or small,” she told the magazine. “Our guest list is already growing.”

No comment yet from Penny, who gave up four runs and received a no decision for the Tigers on Thursday night in a 9-5 loss at Baltimore.

Found this news item for all you olympic fans:

London got its first Olympics snafu out of the way in a hurry.

On the same day a steel clock was unveiled in Trafalgar Square to countdown the 500 days to the 2012 Olympics, the clock malfunctioned and stayed stuck on one number for hours. Officials scrambled to fix the 21-foot-high countdown clock, which displayed 500 days, 7 hours, 6 minutes, 56 seconds until it was fixed.

Omega, the maker of the clock, said it was disappointed in the technical fault and quickly corrected the problem.

Four British gold medalists took part in Tuesday’s ceremony, which launched the official countdown to next year’s Opening Ceremony. London’s Olympics will begin on July 27, 2012.

The application process for 6.6 million Olympic tickets also began on Tuesday. Fans will have 42 days to apply for tickets to events, which range from $32 to $3,229. The high price point equals £2,012. (Get it?)

Ticket sales are going “very well” according to Sebastian Coe, the chairman of London 2012

Call Mommy Gayle While You Wait For The Games - There’s Plenty Of Time! 1-877-271-6527

Found another wtf.  LOL

LOUISVILLE, Ky. – Louisville coach Rick Pitino has a message for the male cheerleader now infamous for his ball toss: Enjoy the moment.

Pitino says he talked to cheerleader Jordan Alcazar a few hours after Alcazar gave Pittsburgh a chance to force a second overtime Sunday. Alcazar jumped on the floor before the game ended and grabbed the ball. The Cardinals were hit with a technical foul, Pittsburgh made two shots and then tried a desperation three-pointer before losing 62-59.

Louisville’s Kyle Kuric had appeared to seal the win with a dunk. Thinking the buzzer had sounded, Alcazar tossed the ball in the air. However, 0.5 seconds remained.

Pitino says there are no hard feelings and told Alcazar to “enjoy your moment of glory, have some fun with it. Your children will be able to keep the footage.”

JUST LIKE HER BROTHER! 

 FROM FOX Sports           
 
SHE GOT GAME

A teenage girl defeated a field of 76 males to win a professional golf tournament.

Alexis “Lexi” Thompson, who turned 16 on Feb. 10, defeated Brett Bergeron in a two-hole playoff on her home course at TPC Eagle Trace in Coral Springs, Fla., on Monday.

Thompson and Bergeron tied after 18 holes at 4-under-par 68. They both parred the first extra hole, then Thompson won when Bergeron three-putted the second playoff hole for a bogey. Thompson two-putted for par.

Thompson won $1,100.

The course is the former home of the PGA Tour’s Honda Classic. Thompson played from tees that measured 94 percent of the distance of those played by males.
She turned pro in June 2010. Shortly after, she tied for second in the Evian Masters, finishing one stroke behind the winner.

In December 2010, she petitioned the LPGA to allow her to play in up to 12 tournaments a year using sponsor exemptions, double the six allowed to non-members by LPGA rules. The LPGA denied her petition but changed its rules to allow non-members to participate in Monday qualifying.

An older brother, Nicholas Thompson, plays on the PGA Tour.

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
– Duffy Daugherty

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
– Lou Holtz

If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
– Rod Gilbert

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
– Spider Lockhart

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
– Shug Jordan

You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
– Lou Holtz

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!
– Pat Williams

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
– Source Unknown

The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.
– Steve Sloan

I’d run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
– Russ Grimm

Momma Gayle found ya more fun football news: Call me before and after the game and we’ll laugh about this years commercials ( after we get off) . lol  1-877-271-6527

ARLINGTON, Texas — The NFL is expecting a record crowd for the first Super Bowl at $1.3 billion Cowboys Stadium.

League spokesman Brian McCarthy said Thursday an estimated total of 105,000 spectators will attend the Feb. 6 game in the suburban Dallas-Fort Worth area stadium.

McCarthy said about 95,000 fans will be in the seats and suites inside the stadium, along with about 5,000 media members and staff. Approximately 5,000 people also paid $200 apiece to be in an area outside the stadium watching on big-screen TVs.

The record of 103,985 was set in the 1980 Super Bowl at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif., when the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Los Angeles Rams. This time, the Steelers are playing the Green Bay Packers.

A record could exceed the population of Green Bay, which is about 104,000.

Copyright 2011 by The Associated Press

I just had to share the little tidbit about the bad girl of tennis:

Venus Williams’ short dress at the Australian Open: Or is that just a long shirt?By Rick Porter
   
January 18, 2011 11:41 AM ET

Venus Williams cruised through her first-round match at the Australian Open on Monday (Jan. 17), beating Sara Errani 6-3, 6-2. But as we’re writing about sports in a pop-culture blog, there must be something else to the story.

And that, once again, would be the choice of on-court attire for the 29-year-old Williams. For her match against Errani, she wore a super-short tennis dress that barely reached the bottom of her shorts when she was standing still and rode up to her waist while she was on the move.

The small dress/long shirt, which Williams designed herself, has made headlines since its debut on Monday. But it’s not like she was exposing herself on the court. She wore a pair of black shorts underneath, and decorum was maintained.

She did say, however, that she considered wearing a pair of nude shorts under the dress before switching to black, according to Yahoo Sports. We’re guessing that really would have gotten people talking.

What do you think of the dress?

Have a great day!!  Momma Gayle