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Amanda Says Lets Play Ball!
Whether you want to hit a home run, score a touchdown, sink a birdie, or do a slam dunk, there cums a time you need to take a break and have some fun. No matter the sport I’m willing to be the home base you slide in to, the end zone you score in, the hole to sink your balls in, or the hoop you slam dunk your dick in. I’m a good sport and love to play with balls and cocks alike so give me a call during intermission or whenever you get the chance. I’m ready to play ball!
MILF Molly Slutty For Sports Fans
Hello all you sports lovers out there that also enjoy a good nasty MILF to play with during the commercials. Today I wanted to just post a link of current updates on all sports so everyone can enjoy no matter what your flavor of ball is. I think we all know mine is your balls on my face or fucking me so hard your balls are slapping my sweet ass cheeks. This mama finds it so hot when you take all that built up energy from watching an intense game turn to me to take it out on during the commercials. Don’t be afraid to pound out ANY of this mama’s holes whenever and however you want! I will always be ready and waiting wet n ready to play with my pussy as you stroke yourself to photos of me. Until we speak to get real nasty darling enjoy the link and keep updated!
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/
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JUST 16- BEATING THE BIGBOYS
JUST LIKE HER BROTHER!
FROM FOX Sports
SHE GOT GAME
A teenage girl defeated a field of 76 males to win a professional golf tournament.
Alexis “Lexi” Thompson, who turned 16 on Feb. 10, defeated Brett Bergeron in a two-hole playoff on her home course at TPC Eagle Trace in Coral Springs, Fla., on Monday.
Thompson and Bergeron tied after 18 holes at 4-under-par 68. They both parred the first extra hole, then Thompson won when Bergeron three-putted the second playoff hole for a bogey. Thompson two-putted for par.
Thompson won $1,100.
The course is the former home of the PGA Tour’s Honda Classic. Thompson played from tees that measured 94 percent of the distance of those played by males.
She turned pro in June 2010. Shortly after, she tied for second in the Evian Masters, finishing one stroke behind the winner.
In December 2010, she petitioned the LPGA to allow her to play in up to 12 tournaments a year using sponsor exemptions, double the six allowed to non-members by LPGA rules. The LPGA denied her petition but changed its rules to allow non-members to participate in Monday qualifying.
An older brother, Nicholas Thompson, plays on the PGA Tour.
Just a couple of fun Jokes for you men.
A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.
“What can I do for y’all?” asks the attendant. “Fill `er up with high test,” replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he’s looking the car up and down. “What kinda car is this?” he asks. “I never seen one like it before.” “Well,” responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, “this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille.”
“What all’s it got in it?” asks the attendant. “Well,” says the driver, “it has everything. It’s loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine.”
“Wow,” says the attendant, “that’s really something!” “How much do I owe you for the gasoline?” asks the driver. “That’ll be $30.17,” says the attendant.
The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees. “What are those little wooden things?” asks the attendant. “That’s what I put my balls on when I drive,” says the driver. “Wow,” says the attendant, “those Cadillac people think of everything!”
And heres another one for you men…
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed… driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, “What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Give me a break! You don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here.”
Now I know you golf guys loved it and I hope some of you others also gave a chuckle.
So boys don’t forget to wash those balls and polish up those clubs.
GOLF can be Dangerous
Statistically Golf is not the highest game with injuries though a dislocated knee and shoulder does come up quite often. There is also like Tiger proved neck injuries can do in a golfer as well. Though I think some injuries go unreported by caddies.
I mean you wouldn’t want to be known as a blabber mouth you could lose your tips as well as your place on the list of top caddies. Though having clubs thrown and swung at you should make the job a high risk and much better paid position don’t you think? Then of course there are the fans who inadvertently get hurt by tripping on divots or a ball going in the wrong direction.
There are of course even more dangerous things, as these fellows found out, on the golf course.
So fellow sports enthusiasts lets not throw Golf to the side as boring.
So stay safe and don’t forget to polish those clubs and wash those balls.
Amanda
GOLF CZAR
President 0bama has now appointed a Golf Czar. Announcements were just made of major rule changes in the game of golf which will become effective 01 June 2010. This is only a preview as the complete rule book is being rewritten as we speak.
Here are a few basic changes:
Golfers with handicaps:
- below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
- above 18 will get a $25 check each time they play.
The dollar amount placed in bets will be as follows:
-for handicaps below 10, an additional $10.
-between 11 and 18, no additional amount.
-above 18, you will receive the total amount in the pot even if you do not play.
The term “gimme” will be changed to “entitlement” and will be used as follows:
-handicaps below 10, no entitlements.
-handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
-handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.
These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring. In addition, a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round. Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again.
The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term ‘net score’ will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above. This is intended to ‘redistribute’ the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only ‘net score’ against every other player’s gross score.
These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf. Golf must be about Fairness. It should have nothing to do with Ability.
Here are a few basic changes:
Golfers with handicaps:
- below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
- above 18 will get a $25 check each time they play.
The dollar amount placed in bets will be as follows:
-for handicaps below 10, an additional $10.
-between 11 and 18, no additional amount.
-above 18, you will receive the total amount in the pot even if you do not play.
The term “gimme” will be changed to “entitlement” and will be used as follows:
-handicaps below 10, no entitlements.
-handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
-handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.
These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring. In addition, a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round. Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again.
The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term ‘net score’ will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above. This is intended to ‘redistribute’ the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only ‘net score’ against every other player’s gross score.
These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf. Golf must be about Fairness. It should have nothing to do with Ability.
This was in my email today and I thought you might enjoy the post .. balls are for holding
Another Lay for Tiger
Way to go Tiger 4th in the Masters, just lets the supporters know Tiger was still in the game. Knowing the young pro needed his LAYS .. a new supporter stepped up to keep Mr. Tiger in the realm of LICKING his LAYS …
LICK & LAY
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