Thanksgiving balls

Filed under:Balls, Holiday Phonesex, SweetP, Uncategorized — posted by Bonnie Delight on November 28, 2013 @ 4:29 pm

Happy Thanksgiving to all … you all know I’m not the best at sex only balls

I get my sports info from my favorite ball guru .. SweetP << nice balls by the way ;)

Straight from his SweetP lips

3 NFL games today

Steelers/Ravens << GO STEELERS (his favorite team)

Detroit/Green Bay<< either can win (shows the interest huh lol )

Cowboys/? << FUCK the cowboys (lol doesn’t even give a shit as to who they are playing )

So baby grab your balls and enjoy the day


Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Remember if you need those balls fondled we’ll be happy to help you out XoXoX

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Cum give Thanks baby xoxoxo

Man Jokes of Sex

Filed under:Balls, Bonnie Delight, PhoneSEX, SweetP, Uncategorized — posted by Bonnie Delight on May 26, 2010 @ 7:18 am

I must admit I found them quite hilarious myself and I have a few comments to some ;)

You know how mouthy women can be … admit you love our mouths

5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth.
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet !!

BABY the reason we do give you a good blow … think about it hon … how long is your mouth shut then LOL sheeeeebang!




I know I’m not going to understand women.

I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

All for you baby .. because we love you ;)






She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Perfect ;)





A man
walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers,You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;

cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ……….. so does she..
(I figure this guy is the
one on the milk carton!)


ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY .. you can blame SweetP for the jocularity … I know you laughed like I did XOXO

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Filed under:Balls, Football, SweetP — posted by SweetP on February 6, 2010 @ 7:04 am


Click the link for my idea of half time fun … GO COLTS!

Some good Ball playing today

Filed under:Balls, Carly Phonesex Cream, Football, SweetP — posted by Carly Creams on October 11, 2009 @ 9:02 pm

What an embarrassment the Raider game was, but what the hell it was the Raiders. My Under-me-Dawgs the Browns won today hella sweet; it’s about time they got a W! Also my SeeCock’s I mean Sea Hawks not only got the W but shut them down!, almost makes up for their lousy playing so far. Regardless Men,, they did win and I am waiting for you to call and take advantage of my 2.00$ a min special, which only lasts till the start of Mondays game. Until then guys,, Eat My Pussy!! Go Browns, Go SeaHawks! Congraduats on your Steeler win SweetP,, whip out that sweet meat for me! The rest of you Men,, grab those balls n give a squeeze for Carly.


SeaHawks or SeeCocks?

Filed under:Carly Phonesex Cream, Football, PhoneSEX, SweetP — posted by Carly Creams on October 7, 2009 @ 2:56 pm

Im telling you boys, the game on sunday was so bad I couldnt watch it more than quartly checkins. By are it was much better doing my version SeeCocks with my football buddy, I had my mouth around his sweetmeat with it burried all the way deep. I did enjoy the hell out of monday’s game; seeing Farve go against his old team and actualy pull it off was worth watching the whole game, no dickstractions on that one, it was intense for sure. so till next week SweetP Eat My Pussy!