Ball Talk - Sports Talk with Carly & friends

I must admit I found them quite hilarious myself and I have a few comments to some

You know how mouthy women can be … admit you love our mouths

5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth.
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet !!

BABY the reason we do give you a good blow … think about it hon … how long is your mouth shut then LOL sheeeeebang!

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

All for you baby .. because we love you

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Perfect

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;

cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ……….. so does she..
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY .. you can blame SweetP for the jocularity … I know you laughed like I did XOXO

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Statistically Golf is not the highest game with injuries though a dislocated knee and shoulder does come up quite often. There is also like Tiger proved neck injuries can do in a golfer as well. Though I think some injuries go unreported by caddies.

I mean you wouldn’t want to be known as a blabber mouth you could lose your tips as well as your place on the list of top caddies. Though having clubs thrown and swung at you should make the job a high risk and much better paid position don’t you think? Then of course there are the fans who inadvertently get hurt by tripping on divots or a ball going in the wrong direction.

There are of course even more dangerous things, as these fellows found out, on the golf course.

So fellow sports enthusiasts lets not throw Golf to the side as boring.

So stay safe and don’t forget to polish those clubs and wash those balls.

Amanda