Man Jokes of Sex

Filed under:Balls, Bonnie Delight, PhoneSEX, SweetP, Uncategorized — posted by Bonnie Delight on May 26, 2010 @ 7:18 am

I must admit I found them quite hilarious myself and I have a few comments to some ;)

You know how mouthy women can be … admit you love our mouths

5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth.
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet !!

BABY the reason we do give you a good blow … think about it hon … how long is your mouth shut then LOL sheeeeebang!

 

 

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.

I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

All for you baby .. because we love you ;)

 

 

 

 

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Perfect ;)

 

 

 

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man
walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers,You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;

cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ……….. so does she..
(I figure this guy is the
one on the milk carton!)

 

ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY .. you can blame SweetP for the jocularity … I know you laughed like I did XOXO

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