Brad Penny’s Honey In Playboy

Filed under:Balls, Baseball, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on April 8, 2011 @ 11:54 am

Ah yes, Momma Gayle Found More Smut On Our Ball Players! Atta Girl, Karina Smirnoff!

FS Detroit Staff Reports:

Penny for your thoughts, Brad.

Especially if Detroit Tigers pitcher Brad Penny sees the May issue of Playboy circulating around the team’s locker room.

His fiancee, “Dancing With the Stars” dancer Karina Smirnoff, will appear nude in the issue, according to a Hugh Hefner tweet.

“The May issue of Playboy is unforgettable with Dancing With The Stars’ Karina Smirnoff on the cover & nude inside,” the magazine founder wrote on his Twitter account Wednesday.

Smirnoff, 33, and Penny, 32, got engaged last November. Smirnoff told Us magazine they’re planning a wedding in October or November.

“We are still figuring out when and where and how big or small,” she told the magazine. “Our guest list is already growing.”

No comment yet from Penny, who gave up four runs and received a no decision for the Tigers on Thursday night in a 9-5 loss at Baltimore.


Filed under:Dirty girls, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on March 17, 2011 @ 3:46 pm


Found this news item for all you olympic fans:

London got its first Olympics snafu out of the way in a hurry.

On the same day a steel clock was unveiled in Trafalgar Square to countdown the 500 days to the 2012 Olympics, the clock malfunctioned and stayed stuck on one number for hours. Officials scrambled to fix the 21-foot-high countdown clock, which displayed 500 days, 7 hours, 6 minutes, 56 seconds until it was fixed.

Omega, the maker of the clock, said it was disappointed in the technical fault and quickly corrected the problem.

Four British gold medalists took part in Tuesday’s ceremony, which launched the official countdown to next year’s Opening Ceremony. London’s Olympics will begin on July 27, 2012.

The application process for 6.6 million Olympic tickets also began on Tuesday. Fans will have 42 days to apply for tickets to events, which range from $32 to $3,229. The high price point equals £2,012. (Get it?)

Ticket sales are going “very well” according to Sebastian Coe, the chairman of London 2012

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Filed under:Balls, Golf balls, Mama Gayle, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on February 24, 2011 @ 6:47 pm


 FROM FOX Sports           

A teenage girl defeated a field of 76 males to win a professional golf tournament.

Alexis “Lexi” Thompson, who turned 16 on Feb. 10, defeated Brett Bergeron in a two-hole playoff on her home course at TPC Eagle Trace in Coral Springs, Fla., on Monday.

Thompson and Bergeron tied after 18 holes at 4-under-par 68. They both parred the first extra hole, then Thompson won when Bergeron three-putted the second playoff hole for a bogey. Thompson two-putted for par.

Thompson won $1,100.

The course is the former home of the PGA Tour’s Honda Classic. Thompson played from tees that measured 94 percent of the distance of those played by males.
She turned pro in June 2010. Shortly after, she tied for second in the Evian Masters, finishing one stroke behind the winner.

In December 2010, she petitioned the LPGA to allow her to play in up to 12 tournaments a year using sponsor exemptions, double the six allowed to non-members by LPGA rules. The LPGA denied her petition but changed its rules to allow non-members to participate in Monday qualifying.

An older brother, Nicholas Thompson, plays on the PGA Tour.

Sports quotes that cracked me up!-Momma Gayle

Filed under:Balls, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on February 15, 2011 @ 11:23 pm


I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
– Duffy Daugherty

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
– Lou Holtz

If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
– Rod Gilbert

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
– Spider Lockhart

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
– Shug Jordan

You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
– Lou Holtz

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!
– Pat Williams

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
– Source Unknown

The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.
– Steve Sloan

I’d run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
– Russ Grimm

Feel Good Story From Momma Gayle

Filed under:Balls, Baseball, INSPERATION, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on December 20, 2010 @ 4:21 pm






Just like I love making my callers feel good sexualy, I hope this just makes you feel good in general.


Though Western Oregon senior Sara Tucholsky often dreamt of what it would be like

to hit her first home run, she never imagined it would end with the opposing team

carrying her around the bases. In fact, her home run almost didn’t become a reality,

except for the sportsmanship of Central Washington players Mallory Holtman and Liz


Sara’s home run came in the second inning of the second game of a double header

between the two teams. At stake that weekend was a bid to the NCAA’s Division II

playoffs. Central Washington needed to win the second game to keep its postseason

dreams alive.

When Sara hit the home run, there was a girl on second and third, both of whom ran

to home in a celebratory fashion. Sara, in her excitement, over-ran first base. When

she turned quickly to go back, her right knee gave out. Sara went down in agony just

a few feet from first base.

Sara was clearly injured and unable to walk on her own. Her coaches and teammates

were trying to decide what to do—if the Western Oregon trainers, coaches, or

teammates touched Sara or helped her up, she would be out. If they substituted in a

pinch-runner for Sara, her home run would be counted as a two-run single.

Central Washington player Mallory Holtman was also a senior. After four years, she

knew the rules of the game and quickly realized that for Sara’s home run to count

Central was going to have to help.

Mallory ran over to the umpires and to Western’s coach. “Excuse me,” Mallory

interrupted, “would it be OK if we carried her around and she touched each bag?”

Though surprised, they said yes. Mallory and teammate Liz Wallace promptly picked

Sara up, gingerly letting her left foot down to touch each of the bases to get her home


This act of sportsmanship contributed to Central’s loss. Still, there were no regrets or

angry words from Mallory’s teammates. They all agreed—helping the opponent was

simply the right thing to do.

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Free tickets stopped- Metro dome a mess

Filed under:Balls, Football, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on December 13, 2010 @ 6:19 pm


Part of a news update on the dome :  The Vikings’ home game against the New York Giants was moved to Monday night in Detroit after the Metrodome’s inflated roof collapsed under the weight of heavy snow early Sunday morning. Sorry boys!

The Lions started distributing free general admission tickets Monday at 9 a.m., but less than two hours later announced a halt to the giveaway after receiving an “overwhelming response.”



Shivering fans braving 12-degree temperatures lined up hours before the box office opened.

The delay has given Favre more time to heal his sprained right shoulder, with his NFL-record streak of 297 straight regular-season starts hanging in the balance. It also gives the Vikings a warm, dry place to play after more than 17 inches of snow tore two giant holes in the Teflon roof and erased the familiar puffy white top from the east side of the downtown skyline.

Favre told USA Today on Sunday that he doubted he will be able to play on Monday night, but added that the postponement “does buy a little time.”Time, according to interim coach Leslie Frazier, is exactly what the 41-year-old quarterback needs. He barely practiced at all this week and still has not thrown a proper pass since Bills linebacker Arthur Moats blindsided him last week and knocked him out of the game on the first series.Frazier said he still thinks there’s a possibility Favre can play, “especially with an extra day” of rest.”The rest is as important as anything for him,” Frazier said. “We’ll still get a chance to test some things out (Monday). This just bought us another day from a rest standpoint and treatment.”



The game originally was scheduled for Sunday afternoon and already had been pushed back because of the storm that dumped 17 inches of snow on Minneapolis and caused the Giants plane to be diverted from the Twin Cities to Kansas City on Saturday. Metrodome officials told the league the roof wouldn’t be ready in time to play Monday or Tuesday, which sent the NFL and teams scrambling to find a new venue. The league also had discussions with New Orleans, St. Louis and Indianapolis and briefly considered the University of Minnesota’s outdoor stadium before deciding to hold the game at Ford Field at 7:20 p.m. EST.

“Joke goin round is Gods Tryin to preserve Bretts streak record,” Vikings receiver Bernard Berrian wrote on Twitter. “Lol!!”

About an hour after the Lions beat the Packers at Ford Field on Sunday, stadium workers started scrubbing LIONS from one of the end zones.”Obviously, we want to make it as hospitable as possible for the Vikings, since this is their home game,” Lions president Tom Lewand said.


So What do you like a tight end or a wide reciever?

Filed under:Football, Hockey, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Lusty Justy on November 27, 2010 @ 1:42 am

I am a tight end girl,myself.  Shannon Sharpe was one of the best tight ends, but for me the reason I liked him, his trash talking.   Like me, he does not hold back.

Now his trash talk might be a little different than mine but I talk  trash just the same. I have a filthy dirty mouth and a tight end. <wink>

Give me a call and let’s talk some trash.

See more of me!

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Star Rugby Player Quits Team After Sex With Dog

Filed under:Balls, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Rugby, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on November 15, 2010 @ 5:41 pm



AOL News (Nov. 11) — A star Australian rugby league player has quit after a photograph of him performing a sex act with a dog was distributed on the Internet.

Joel Monaghan played with the Canberra Raiders in Australia’s National Rugby League, the highest level of professional rugby in the world — a league as popular in parts of Australia as the NFL is in the United States.

Monaghan was attending an end-of-season house party with up to 30 Canberra players and friends when someone snapped a photo of the star player with a teammate’s Labrador dog.


Rugby star Joel Monaghan has canceled his contract with the Canberra Raiders after a photograph circulated on the Internet showing him having a sexual encounter with a dog.
The image was later distributed on the micro-blogging service Twitter before making its way to the media. One week after the picture surfaced — greeted by widespread shock and condemnation — the 28-year-old player announced he had asked that his approximately $250,000 per year contract with Canberra be canceled.

“I accept total responsibility for what happened,” Monaghan said. “It was a moment of madness, and while it was totally out of character, I have to cop the consequences. I’m disappointed that the photo was distributed, but I should never have put myself in that situation. It’s something I will have to live with for the rest of my life.”

Monaghan, who has represented Australia at the international level, appeared to pre-empt a decision by team management to fire him after sponsors expressed outrage at the scandal. He now plans to pursue a contract with a professional rugby league team in England.

“It was a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process,” said National Rugby League Chief Executive David Gallop.

“The fact that someone has sought to compound the situation further by the use of social media only adds to the trauma, but Joel accepts that it is his actions alone that are at fault. He apologizes unreservedly for the outrage that people feel at the moment, and blames nobody but himself.”

Professional rugby league teams and players are no strangers to controversy and sex scandals in Australia.

The Melbourne Storm team was stripped of its 2007 and 2009 championships after breaching a salary cap. In an epic incident in 2005, a star player allegedly “groped” a woman at a charity event for golfer Jack Newton, drunkenly argued with the woman’s brother and father, walked around the venue naked, threw knives at hotel guests and crashed a golf cart.

In 2007, Andrew Johns, considered by some to be the best rugby league player of all time, was arrested while on vacation at a London subway station for possessing an Ecstasy tablet and later confessed to a long-term problem with drug use. Johns’ brother Matthew, meanwhile, was the center of a group sex scandal that embroiled the sport last year.

 They should have just called me for phone sex that never kiss and tells!, MOMMY GAYLE!

No harm no fouls!


Filed under:Hockey, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on October 13, 2010 @ 10:00 pm



Great moments are marked in history when an unlikely victor emerges against incredible odds. A young, unproven US Hockey Team, in the 1980 Olympics, was facing the hardened Soviets in a match that almost anyone would have expected to go to the Soviet Union. American amateurs and college stars facing a team of professionals with a winning streak that was almost expected. Coach Herb Brooks inspired his team before the game with these immortal words, “You were meant to be here. This is your time.”

No one quite understands what happens when desire, preparation and sheer tenacity come together. It creates momentum and hope and belief. And 20 young men who were never supposed to overcome one of the greatest teams in the world of hockey did it. Not only for their country, but for their families and themselves, and for anyone who has or ever will face a great challenge.

World Series Game 3 to start an hour earlier

Filed under:Baseball, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX — posted by Mama Gayle on September 30, 2010 @ 6:01 pm

   NEW YORK –  Game 3 of the World Series is scheduled to begin before 7 p.m. on the East Coast, the earliest start since 1987.

Major League Baseball and Fox announced Thursday that the game on Saturday, Oct. 30, will have a first pitch at 6:57 p.m. EDT,

an hour earlier than last year. The rest of the series will be the same as 2009, with 7:57 starts except for Game 4, which begins

after the Sunday afternoon NFL games around 8:20.

First pitches were moved up more than a half-hour last season amid evidence that longer games were losing viewers in the later


“The changes we made with Fox last year to start the World Series games earlier helped increase viewership including more young

fans and we are optimistic that the earlier start time for Saturday’s Game 3 will keep us moving in the same direction,”

Commissioner Bud Selig said in a release.

Previously, baseball and network officials had resisted earlier start times despite concerns about losing younger viewers, saying the

later the game, the higher the rating — and the greater the revenue. To help offset potential revenue losses from the earlier Game 3

start, sponsor Chevrolet is committing to increased advertising.

“We’ve said over the years that if advertisers were willing to support earlier starts at prime-time levels, we’d be able to begin games

earlier,” Fox Sports president Eric Shanks said.

The 6:57 first pitch will be the earliest since Game 6 of the 1987 World Series, a day game.

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