Sports quotes that cracked me up!-Momma Gayle
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
– Duffy Daugherty
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
– Lou Holtz
If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
– Rod Gilbert
The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
– Spider Lockhart
Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
– Shug Jordan
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
– Lou Holtz
We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!
– Pat Williams
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
– Source Unknown
The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.
– Steve Sloan
I’d run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
– Russ Grimm
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