BOWL GAMES RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 2011

Filed under:Balls, Holiday Phonesex — posted by BareBalls on December 31, 2010 @ 6:01 pm

I remember as a kids sneaking into the corner fence of the rose bowl every year … what fun that was!!

Things have become so regimen that no one gets these experiences any more, the firest in the 55 gal drums the bbq’s the tents to save that spot on the parade route before the game.

Swedish pancakes at Aunt Flo’s .. home made chicken noodle bake .. and don’t forget the popsicles in Uncle Roys garage.  His haven from Aunt Flo, she was a little awnry .. OK a lot LOL

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL … may your balls be blessed always

Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Feel Good Story From Momma Gayle

Filed under:Balls, Baseball, INSPERATION, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on December 20, 2010 @ 4:21 pm

 

 

 

 

 

Just like I love making my callers feel good sexualy, I hope this just makes you feel good in general.

 

Though Western Oregon senior Sara Tucholsky often dreamt of what it would be like

to hit her first home run, she never imagined it would end with the opposing team

carrying her around the bases. In fact, her home run almost didn’t become a reality,

except for the sportsmanship of Central Washington players Mallory Holtman and Liz

Wallace.

Sara’s home run came in the second inning of the second game of a double header

between the two teams. At stake that weekend was a bid to the NCAA’s Division II

playoffs. Central Washington needed to win the second game to keep its postseason

dreams alive.

When Sara hit the home run, there was a girl on second and third, both of whom ran

to home in a celebratory fashion. Sara, in her excitement, over-ran first base. When

she turned quickly to go back, her right knee gave out. Sara went down in agony just

a few feet from first base.

Sara was clearly injured and unable to walk on her own. Her coaches and teammates

were trying to decide what to do—if the Western Oregon trainers, coaches, or

teammates touched Sara or helped her up, she would be out. If they substituted in a

pinch-runner for Sara, her home run would be counted as a two-run single.

Central Washington player Mallory Holtman was also a senior. After four years, she

knew the rules of the game and quickly realized that for Sara’s home run to count

Central was going to have to help.

Mallory ran over to the umpires and to Western’s coach. “Excuse me,” Mallory

interrupted, “would it be OK if we carried her around and she touched each bag?”

Though surprised, they said yes. Mallory and teammate Liz Wallace promptly picked

Sara up, gingerly letting her left foot down to touch each of the bases to get her home

run.

This act of sportsmanship contributed to Central’s loss. Still, there were no regrets or

angry words from Mallory’s teammates. They all agreed—helping the opponent was

simply the right thing to do.

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Free tickets stopped- Metro dome a mess

Filed under:Balls, Football, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on December 13, 2010 @ 6:19 pm

 

Part of a news update on the dome :  The Vikings’ home game against the New York Giants was moved to Monday night in Detroit after the Metrodome’s inflated roof collapsed under the weight of heavy snow early Sunday morning. Sorry boys!

The Lions started distributing free general admission tickets Monday at 9 a.m., but less than two hours later announced a halt to the giveaway after receiving an “overwhelming response.”

LUCKY FEW GOT THE FREEBIES

LUCKY FEW GOT THE FREEBIES

Shivering fans braving 12-degree temperatures lined up hours before the box office opened.

The delay has given Favre more time to heal his sprained right shoulder, with his NFL-record streak of 297 straight regular-season starts hanging in the balance. It also gives the Vikings a warm, dry place to play after more than 17 inches of snow tore two giant holes in the Teflon roof and erased the familiar puffy white top from the east side of the downtown skyline.

Favre told USA Today on Sunday that he doubted he will be able to play on Monday night, but added that the postponement “does buy a little time.”Time, according to interim coach Leslie Frazier, is exactly what the 41-year-old quarterback needs. He barely practiced at all this week and still has not thrown a proper pass since Bills linebacker Arthur Moats blindsided him last week and knocked him out of the game on the first series.Frazier said he still thinks there’s a possibility Favre can play, “especially with an extra day” of rest.”The rest is as important as anything for him,” Frazier said. “We’ll still get a chance to test some things out (Monday). This just bought us another day from a rest standpoint and treatment.”

SNOW 50- DOME-0

SNOW 50- DOME-0

The game originally was scheduled for Sunday afternoon and already had been pushed back because of the storm that dumped 17 inches of snow on Minneapolis and caused the Giants plane to be diverted from the Twin Cities to Kansas City on Saturday. Metrodome officials told the league the roof wouldn’t be ready in time to play Monday or Tuesday, which sent the NFL and teams scrambling to find a new venue. The league also had discussions with New Orleans, St. Louis and Indianapolis and briefly considered the University of Minnesota’s outdoor stadium before deciding to hold the game at Ford Field at 7:20 p.m. EST.

“Joke goin round is Gods Tryin to preserve Bretts streak record,” Vikings receiver Bernard Berrian wrote on Twitter. “Lol!!”

About an hour after the Lions beat the Packers at Ford Field on Sunday, stadium workers started scrubbing LIONS from one of the end zones.”Obviously, we want to make it as hospitable as possible for the Vikings, since this is their home game,” Lions president Tom Lewand said.

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Star Rugby Player Quits Team After Sex With Dog

Filed under:Balls, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Rugby, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on November 15, 2010 @ 5:41 pm
OPPS, IT SLIPPED IN ?

OPPS, IT SLIPPED IN ?

AOL News (Nov. 11) — A star Australian rugby league player has quit after a photograph of him performing a sex act with a dog was distributed on the Internet.

Joel Monaghan played with the Canberra Raiders in Australia’s National Rugby League, the highest level of professional rugby in the world — a league as popular in parts of Australia as the NFL is in the United States.

Monaghan was attending an end-of-season house party with up to 30 Canberra players and friends when someone snapped a photo of the star player with a teammate’s Labrador dog.

 

Rugby star Joel Monaghan has canceled his contract with the Canberra Raiders after a photograph circulated on the Internet showing him having a sexual encounter with a dog.
The image was later distributed on the micro-blogging service Twitter before making its way to the media. One week after the picture surfaced — greeted by widespread shock and condemnation — the 28-year-old player announced he had asked that his approximately $250,000 per year contract with Canberra be canceled.

“I accept total responsibility for what happened,” Monaghan said. “It was a moment of madness, and while it was totally out of character, I have to cop the consequences. I’m disappointed that the photo was distributed, but I should never have put myself in that situation. It’s something I will have to live with for the rest of my life.”

Monaghan, who has represented Australia at the international level, appeared to pre-empt a decision by team management to fire him after sponsors expressed outrage at the scandal. He now plans to pursue a contract with a professional rugby league team in England.

“It was a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process,” said National Rugby League Chief Executive David Gallop.

“The fact that someone has sought to compound the situation further by the use of social media only adds to the trauma, but Joel accepts that it is his actions alone that are at fault. He apologizes unreservedly for the outrage that people feel at the moment, and blames nobody but himself.”

Professional rugby league teams and players are no strangers to controversy and sex scandals in Australia.

The Melbourne Storm team was stripped of its 2007 and 2009 championships after breaching a salary cap. In an epic incident in 2005, a star player allegedly “groped” a woman at a charity event for golfer Jack Newton, drunkenly argued with the woman’s brother and father, walked around the venue naked, threw knives at hotel guests and crashed a golf cart.

In 2007, Andrew Johns, considered by some to be the best rugby league player of all time, was arrested while on vacation at a London subway station for possessing an Ecstasy tablet and later confessed to a long-term problem with drug use. Johns’ brother Matthew, meanwhile, was the center of a group sex scandal that embroiled the sport last year.

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FUN Ball FACTS by PhoneSex Mama Gayle

Filed under:Balls, Mama Gayle, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on September 25, 2010 @ 12:52 pm

No, I’m not a fan of sports but I do love balls
Sports crap even I thought was cool……
 


During WWII, because a lot of players were called to duty, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles combined to become The Steagles. 

 .Cheetahs were raced at Romford greyhound stadium in 1937!
 .Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain never fouled out of a game.
 .Babe Ruth wore No. 3 because he batted third.
 .At horse race tracks, the favorite wins fewer than 30% of the time!
 .All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job!
.At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.
 .A ‘face-off’ in hockey was originally called a ‘puck-off’.
 .Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho once scored all 23 goals for his youth team in a 23-0 win. He was 13 years old at the time.
 .Track athletes are most likely to break records later in the day, when their body temperatures are highest.
 .Fishing is the most popular participant sport in the world.
 .Basketball and rugby balls are made from synthetic material. Earlier, pigs’ bladders were used as rugby balls.
 .The high jump method of jumping head first and landing on the back is called the Fosbury Flop.
.A badminton shuttle easily travels 180 km/h (112 mph).
 .The Major League Baseball teams use about 850,000 balls per season.
.In bowling, 3 strikes in a row is a turkey.In the 1800s, at holiday time, the 1st team member to score 3 strikes in a row won a free turkey.
.Babe Ruth was the first baseball player credited to ordering a bat with a knob on it. They were produced by Louisville Slugger in 1919.
 .North Korea ACTUALLY HIRED Chinese actors to show up to the World Cup and cheer for their team in the stands.
 .Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 and 1920.
 .Golf is the only sport to be played on the moon. There are still 2 golf balls sitting on the moon right now.

See, I told ya they were cool….

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Go Ducks Go BEAVERS Go

Filed under:Balls, Bonnie Delight, Football — posted by Bonnie Delight on September 22, 2010 @ 5:23 pm

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I hope all OREGON teams kick ass … the best is in oregon you know

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BAD AMERICAN - YES or NO

Filed under:Balls — posted by BareBalls on June 27, 2010 @ 11:38 am

When enough is ENOUGH!!  This fellow has spoken out, as so many more should also !!

We should all listen loud and clear

We should all listen loud and clear

YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.

I am an American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

                                             

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

                                                        

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!

So, shut up already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA .We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

                                      

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license.

I think it’s good…. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on my money.

                                                

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause.

Get a Job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

                        

                        We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!


  
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

DESPICABLE BULLSHIT - BALLS IS WHAT WE NEED ALL RIGHT

Filed under:Balls, Uncategorized — posted by BareBalls on June 20, 2010 @ 8:11 am

I was sent this article of the LA TIMES I had to share.  What the fuck is happening in our country these days.  This is just the tip of the iceberg and I had to share!  IT’S TIME WE STOOD OUR GROUND ON A FEW ISSUES

Surprised the LA Times published these stats.

Just One State - be sure and read the last part.

This is only one State…………….If this doesn’t open eyes, nothing will!

From the L. A. Times

1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes.

This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7… The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8 Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L.. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.. (There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County .)

(All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare. Over 70% of the United States ‘ annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigration. 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

We are fools for letting this continue

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

Send copies of this letter to at least two other people. 100 would be even better.
This is only one State…………..

If this doesn’t open your eyes nothing will, and you wonder why Nancy Pelosi wants them to become voters!

LET’S IMPEACH HER NOW BEFORE SHE DOES FURTHER DAMAGE!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!
IF YOU DON’T AGREE JUST DELETE–IF YOU DO–PASS IT ON!! WHERE DO WE GET THESE MORONS?

Windfall Tax on Retirement income

Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you’re so darn stupid that we’re going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That’s what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below…………..

Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income. In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren’t going to believe this.

Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds!

Alas, it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!

This woman is frightening.

She quotes…’ We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn’t Marx say something like this?), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.’ (I am not rich, are you?)

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied:

‘We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as ‘Americans’.’

(Read that quote again and again and let it sink in.) ‘Lower your retirement; give it to others who have not worked as you have for it’.

This lady is out of her mind and she is the speaker of the house!

Lakers or Celtics … oh my

Filed under:Balls, Basketball, Bonnie Delight — posted by Bonnie Delight on June 17, 2010 @ 4:37 pm

Amazing comments on the ongoing game via twitter …. serious which city will burn tonight … Americans acting like uncivilized children

40 cop cars lined up in anticipation of post-game Lakers riot. None for E3. Now, which games promote violence?”

So tonight the Lakers play the Celtics in Game 7 of the NBA Finals to decide whose city will be set on fire by drunks.

celtics won the championship on 6/17/08, today is 6/17/10. 617 = boston areacode. lets go celts!

Current score … not consistent with the predictions now is it …. LOL

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