Ball Talk - Sports Talk with Carly & friends

I must admit I found them quite hilarious myself and I have a few comments to some

You know how mouthy women can be … admit you love our mouths

5000 men surveyed were asked why they like blowjobs.
1 % liked warmth.
2 % liked sensation.
3 % liked eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet !!

BABY the reason we do give you a good blow … think about it hon … how long is your mouth shut then LOL sheeeeebang!

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

All for you baby .. because we love you

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Perfect

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;

cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ……….. so does she..
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

ENJOY YOUR DAY BABY .. you can blame SweetP for the jocularity … I know you laughed like I did XOXO

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Way to go Tiger 4th in the Masters, just lets the supporters know Tiger was still in the game.  Knowing the young pro needed his LAYS .. a new supporter stepped up to keep Mr. Tiger in the realm of LICKING his LAYS … 

LICK & LAY

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FUN olympics trivia .. my my how things have changed in our world.  What would these judges say to the volleyball uniforms.

During the 1920 Ladies’ figure skating competition, American Theresa Weld (who won bronze) was warned by the judges for making jumps “unsuitable for a lady,” because her skirt rose to her knees.

Very racey skirt ;)

USA took home 37 medals .. EXCELLENT efforts by ALL athletes from ALL countries!

Are you all watching these amazing athletes ?

I keep gasping at the amazing feats they are achieving .. right now watching the Ladies Snowboarding … we were in first .. but alas Australia snuck by

Go ladies go … and the Ladies Hockey KICK SOME ICE LADIES !

Wishing all the athletes an amazing time and many many medals

GO USA - TAKE THE GOLD

BALLS BALLS AND MORE PUCKS

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all .. may it be filled with many goals, touchdowns, baskets, birdies, slamdunks and all those other winning ball moves including dipping and stroking if you know what I mean.

Shit its the day of bowls isn’t it ROSE bowl, CAPITAL ONE bowl, OUTBACK bowl, INTERNATIONAL bowl, SUGAR bowl and all the other bowls played this week ORANGE bowl, GATOR bowl hell the list just goes on and on … I’m just in it for the ball slappin in the bowl affairs … wanna slap some balls honey ?

And them RED WINGS .. they kicked some booty one more time 4-2 with the final goal being and empty goal .. way to fuckin go my boys

ENJOY YOUR NEW YEAR … never miss a chance to slap a ball

HAPPY NEW YEAR - SLAP A BALL AND SMILE