BAD TIMING FOR THE NEW OLYMPIC CLOCK-PUN INTENDED

Filed under:Dirty girls, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on March 17, 2011 @ 3:46 pm

 

Found this news item for all you olympic fans:

London got its first Olympics snafu out of the way in a hurry.

On the same day a steel clock was unveiled in Trafalgar Square to countdown the 500 days to the 2012 Olympics, the clock malfunctioned and stayed stuck on one number for hours. Officials scrambled to fix the 21-foot-high countdown clock, which displayed 500 days, 7 hours, 6 minutes, 56 seconds until it was fixed.

Omega, the maker of the clock, said it was disappointed in the technical fault and quickly corrected the problem.

Four British gold medalists took part in Tuesday’s ceremony, which launched the official countdown to next year’s Opening Ceremony. London’s Olympics will begin on July 27, 2012.

The application process for 6.6 million Olympic tickets also began on Tuesday. Fans will have 42 days to apply for tickets to events, which range from $32 to $3,229. The high price point equals £2,012. (Get it?)

Ticket sales are going “very well” according to Sebastian Coe, the chairman of London 2012

Call Mommy Gayle While You Wait For The Games - There’s Plenty Of Time! 1-877-271-6527

Hockey is not for pussies!!

Filed under:Hockey, PhoneSEX — posted by Lusty Justy on March 11, 2011 @ 2:54 am

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/11/sports/hockey/11hits.html?_r=1&ref=sports

Seriously, what are we going to do put them in time out.  They already do that, it does not work. Besides if you can’t take the heat get out the fucking kitchen.  Stop being a whiny fucking pussy.  Everyone knows Hockey is a violent sport.  So if you do not want to get hurt, join a badminton team.So guys just need to man up.  Pull your panties up, you big ass babies.

I like real men. Men who can handle themselves. If you want a woman who can wrestle you on the front lawn and fucking you in the bedroom call me.  I am not shy or gentle. I like to play rough and hell yeah I cheat.
Justine
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Still more weird crap in sports…

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on March 1, 2011 @ 9:52 pm

Found another wtf.  LOL

LOUISVILLE, Ky. – Louisville coach Rick Pitino has a message for the male cheerleader now infamous for his ball toss: Enjoy the moment.

Pitino says he talked to cheerleader Jordan Alcazar a few hours after Alcazar gave Pittsburgh a chance to force a second overtime Sunday. Alcazar jumped on the floor before the game ended and grabbed the ball. The Cardinals were hit with a technical foul, Pittsburgh made two shots and then tried a desperation three-pointer before losing 62-59.

Louisville’s Kyle Kuric had appeared to seal the win with a dunk. Thinking the buzzer had sounded, Alcazar tossed the ball in the air. However, 0.5 seconds remained.

Pitino says there are no hard feelings and told Alcazar to “enjoy your moment of glory, have some fun with it. Your children will be able to keep the footage.”

 

Louisville coach Rick Pitino makes a point to his players during the first half of their NCAA college basketball game against Pittsburgh in Louisville, Ky., Sunday, Feb. 27, 2011. (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)
Louisville coach Rick Pitino makes a point to his players during the first half of their NCAA college basketball game against Pittsburgh in Louisville, Ky., Sunday, Feb. 27, 2011. (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)

JUST 16- BEATING THE BIGBOYS

Filed under:Balls, Golf balls, Mama Gayle, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on February 24, 2011 @ 6:47 pm

JUST LIKE HER BROTHER! 

 FROM FOX Sports           
 
SHE GOT GAME

A teenage girl defeated a field of 76 males to win a professional golf tournament.

Alexis “Lexi” Thompson, who turned 16 on Feb. 10, defeated Brett Bergeron in a two-hole playoff on her home course at TPC Eagle Trace in Coral Springs, Fla., on Monday.

Thompson and Bergeron tied after 18 holes at 4-under-par 68. They both parred the first extra hole, then Thompson won when Bergeron three-putted the second playoff hole for a bogey. Thompson two-putted for par.

Thompson won $1,100.

The course is the former home of the PGA Tour’s Honda Classic. Thompson played from tees that measured 94 percent of the distance of those played by males.
She turned pro in June 2010. Shortly after, she tied for second in the Evian Masters, finishing one stroke behind the winner.

In December 2010, she petitioned the LPGA to allow her to play in up to 12 tournaments a year using sponsor exemptions, double the six allowed to non-members by LPGA rules. The LPGA denied her petition but changed its rules to allow non-members to participate in Monday qualifying.

An older brother, Nicholas Thompson, plays on the PGA Tour.

Sports quotes that cracked me up!-Momma Gayle

Filed under:Balls, Mama Gayle, PhoneSEX, Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on February 15, 2011 @ 11:23 pm

 

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
– Duffy Daugherty

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
– Lou Holtz

If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
– Rod Gilbert

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
– Spider Lockhart

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
– Shug Jordan

You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
– Lou Holtz

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!
– Pat Williams

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
– Source Unknown

The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.
– Steve Sloan

I’d run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
– Russ Grimm

I found this quote, I think you will love it.

Filed under:Dirty girls, Football, PhoneSEX — posted by Lusty Justy on February 4, 2011 @ 3:42 am

Deion Sanders, commenting on why he doesn’t like the two-week break between the conference championship games and the Super Bowl:

“Having two weeks off gives family, friends, and the media more time to get on your nerves.”

Deion I think I all feel that way every time I have to spend my time off with the family, they work my nerves.

I find it is best to vacation without family or friends.  Gives you a chance to be naughty around strangers. <wink>

You can call me,   take a break from the family and enjoy a naughty call.
Juicy Justine

 

NFL expects record crowd for Super Bowl XLV in Texas

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on January 27, 2011 @ 9:42 pm

Momma Gayle found ya more fun football news: Call me before and after the game and we’ll laugh about this years commercials ( after we get off) . lol  1-877-271-6527

ARLINGTON, Texas — The NFL is expecting a record crowd for the first Super Bowl at $1.3 billion Cowboys Stadium.

League spokesman Brian McCarthy said Thursday an estimated total of 105,000 spectators will attend the Feb. 6 game in the suburban Dallas-Fort Worth area stadium.

McCarthy said about 95,000 fans will be in the seats and suites inside the stadium, along with about 5,000 media members and staff. Approximately 5,000 people also paid $200 apiece to be in an area outside the stadium watching on big-screen TVs.

The record of 103,985 was set in the 1980 Super Bowl at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif., when the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Los Angeles Rams. This time, the Steelers are playing the Green Bay Packers.

A record could exceed the population of Green Bay, which is about 104,000.

Copyright 2011 by The Associated Press

Pretty Booty On the Court Again, Atta Girl!

Filed under:Uncategorized — posted by Mama Gayle on January 22, 2011 @ 6:57 pm

I just had to share the little tidbit about the bad girl of tennis:

Venus Williams’ short dress at the Australian Open: Or is that just a long shirt?By Rick Porter
   
January 18, 2011 11:41 AM ET

Venus Williams cruised through her first-round match at the Australian Open on Monday (Jan. 17), beating Sara Errani 6-3, 6-2. But as we’re writing about sports in a pop-culture blog, there must be something else to the story.

And that, once again, would be the choice of on-court attire for the 29-year-old Williams. For her match against Errani, she wore a super-short tennis dress that barely reached the bottom of her shorts when she was standing still and rode up to her waist while she was on the move.

The small dress/long shirt, which Williams designed herself, has made headlines since its debut on Monday. But it’s not like she was exposing herself on the court. She wore a pair of black shorts underneath, and decorum was maintained.

She did say, however, that she considered wearing a pair of nude shorts under the dress before switching to black, according to Yahoo Sports. We’re guessing that really would have gotten people talking.

What do you think of the dress?

Have a great day!!  Momma Gayle

Seahawks Won!!!

Filed under:Football — posted by Lusty Justy on January 9, 2011 @ 5:40 pm

No one saw it coming.  No one predicted it would happen. The Football game of the year, if you are a Seahawk’s fan. Hasslebeck had an awesome game.  But I have to admit when the first turnover occurred I moaned. But Seahawks were not going to lay down and take a beating. Instead they team gave them hell and took out their frustration on field.
Head coach Pete Carrol deserves a lot of praise. He seems to have given these team what they needed. He makes the game fun again.  Did you see how mad he got at a bad call?  He has a temper. I kinda like that.
The game had it all,  the dream team of the Saints, last year’s champs, the underdog team, Seahawks with the worst record.  Touchdowns, sacks, the whole game was fun and intense.
Let’s see what happens next week.

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BOWL GAMES RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 2011

Filed under:Balls, Holiday Phonesex — posted by BareBalls on December 31, 2010 @ 6:01 pm

I remember as a kids sneaking into the corner fence of the rose bowl every year … what fun that was!!

Things have become so regimen that no one gets these experiences any more, the firest in the 55 gal drums the bbq’s the tents to save that spot on the parade route before the game.

Swedish pancakes at Aunt Flo’s .. home made chicken noodle bake .. and don’t forget the popsicles in Uncle Roys garage.  His haven from Aunt Flo, she was a little awnry .. OK a lot LOL

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL … may your balls be blessed always

Happy New Year

Happy New Year


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